Capernaum (movie) currently on netflix.ca – HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
It will stay with you for the rest of your life.
Posted March 17th, 2020 by ptittle
Posted August 17th, 2018 by ptittle
I highly recommend Gwynne Dyer’s Climate Wars, but I must say he misses an obvious point, especially evident when he says “There are almost seven billion of us, and it is almost impossible to imagine a way that we can stop the growth before there are eight and a half billion” (p.268) — because it’s very possible to imagine a way: men just have to stop ejaculating into women’s vaginas.
Just think: the devastating climate changes that have already begun to happen (i.e., the beginning of the now-inevitable end of life as we know it) could’ve been avoided if we’d kept our greenhouse gases to under 350 ppm — which would have been so easy if we’d kept our population to a certain level.
So it begs the question: why is not ejaculating into women’s vaginas so unimaginable for men?
Posted June 20th, 2018 by ptittle
Why is it that a prerequisite for being a jury member is that you have no opinion about the case—in particular or in general. Those “who may have strong prejudices about the … issues involved in the case, typically will be excused” (uscourts.gov/FederalCourts/JuryService). Only airheads need apply.
I don’t believe there are such prerequisites for judges. So either the system is just inconsistent (ho-hum) or judges are trained to set aside their prejudices in order to render a fair judgement. (Some judgements certainly constitute evidence to the contrary, i.e., that judges are not so trained.)
Yes, the word ‘prejudice’ is usually intended to mean something negative, but really, isn’t a prejudice just an opinion, perhaps a very strong opinion? In ordinary contexts, the ‘pre’ in ‘prejudice’ suggests you’ve established your opinion before considering the individual facts—you’ve prejudged a person, for example, on the basis of their skin color or sex, without knowing anything about the individual person.
But in this context, if I have formed an opinion about, say, the issue of abortion, before considering the individual facts of the case (let’s assume it’s an ‘unlawful termination’ case or some such), why should that exclude me? Isn’t it a good thing that I have thought long and carefully about various issues? Apparently not. When it comes to juries, only airheads need apply. (Pity, ‘opinionated’ has become such a dirty word.)
Posted May 30th, 2018 by ptittle
Millions of us watched, eyes glued to the nearest television. At school, at play, at work. Everywhere. We held our breath.
“Coming down nicely… Picking up some dust…”
They had less than 30 seconds of fuel left.
“Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.”
The Eagle has landed! We did it! We landed on the Moon! People cheered!
Then we saw Neil Armstrong going down the stairs. And then those words, for all the world to hear, and remember, forever.
“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
And then Buzz Aldrin bounded in slow motion across the surface. The surface of the Moon!
They took samples of the dust, collected some rocks, drilled for core samples. And planted the flag. The American flag. There on the Moon.
It was such a—comedown. All those years, SETI watching so closely, so persistently, people everywhere excited every time they thought they saw a UFO, and then this.
A surprise visit.
No one saw it coming.
Suddenly there was this small ship out there, heading our way. Well, not our way. It looked like it was going to land in the States. Washington, probably.
So everyone scrambled to meet it. The President, of course, with lots of security. Men with guns. And some sort of first contact team. A linguist? An anthropologist? A biologist? Robert J. Sawyer? Of course not. More men with guns.
And press. Lots of press. And aides pushing last minute speech revisions at the President.
And people. My god, Americans like to crowd. If Woodstock had 500,000 people, there must have been ten times that there in Washington. Five million people. Waiting. For what?
Well, that was the question, wasn’t it.
Every time people watched the now-famous footage, they stopped talking when the flag was planted. It was a sacred moment. They’d stand and put their hands over their hearts. If someone didn’t, well…
“Hey, aren’t you proud to be an American?”
“I guess.” An awkward silence. “I’m glad to be an American, sure, but—”
“Well, stand up then. Show some respect. That’s our flag.”
The ship landed neatly. Uneventfully. After a while, the door opened. A ramp unfolded. It was just like all the sci-fi novels said it would be.
A figure appeared. Humanoid. It looked out at all the people, then focused on the ones nearest to him. All of whom were just staring. Stunned, I suspect.
“This is yours, yeah?” It did something to the clipboard thing it was holding and the American flag wavered in the air, projected as a hologram or something. “I’m in the right place?”
The President took a step forward then, and launched into his speech, in the stentorian voice that got him elected.
“We greet you, we welcome you, to this great nation, the United States of America. A nation of which we’re proud—”
“No—”
“A nation strong and—”
“Well, that’s all very good, but—”
“And free—”
“No, you’ve got it wrong, I’m—”
National pride, my ass. That’s what the American public was supposed to think. Either that or that it was a victory thing. They were competing with the Russians, and they won.
But every government in the world knew otherwise. It was a claim to ownership, pure and simple. This was the U.S., remember? Capitalism? the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of profit? It was like in Far and Away, that movie with Nicole Kidman, when the pioneers raced across the land trying to be the first to get to the section they wanted so they could put a stake in it, so they could claim it as theirs. It was like during the gold rush, when miners would stake a claim wherever there was something promising, just in case.
“I’m Collections.”
“And—” The President stopped speaking.
“You’re in arrears?” It consulted its clipboard. “Fifty years, actually. Comes to—oh my—967.3 trillion.” It looked at all the blank faces.
“U. S. dollars,” it added helpfully.
They still didn’t get it.
It tried again. “Property taxes?”
In the long and awkward silence that followed, one of the aides suggested that they retire to the Oval Office. Or the nearest Tim Horton’s. Well, actually, they don’t have Tim Hortons in the States, but you know what I mean. Somewhere where the world couldn’t watch whatever was about to happen. Because, the aide correctly surmised, it wasn’t going to be pretty. Let alone glorious.
“Sorry, but no thanks,” the Collections Agent said to the invitation, “I’m on a schedule. So—how would you like to pay?”
“Um, ah, we don’t have that kind of money,” the President stammered. Unpresidentially.
“Oh, well, then, we’ll just garnish your…” it tapped away on its clipboard, “loan repayments.”
“Excellent,” the Finance Minister stepped forward. “I’m sure you’ll find that will cover the amount in full.”
The agent tapped on his clipboard … then tapped some more…
“Actually,” it seemed to be scanning a long list, “none of your creditors appear able to pay in full. Not the way you’ve calculated their interest.” It looked up then. “I’ll just collect the principals and consider the loans paid in full,” it said cheerfully.
The Finance Minister fainted.
“There are 500 American billionaires,” someone called out. With uncertain pride. “If each of those donated a billion dollars…”
“You’d still be short,” it called back. “By 966.8 trillion,” it added. Helpfully.
Again, silence.
“What about your natural resources?” it asked.
“What do you mean?” the President said. Stupidly.
The agent had resumed tapping. “No, I can see you…you’re getting your water from Canada? But— You used what you had to fill swimming pools in California instead of irrigating crops—food crops—in the Midwest? Why would you do that?” It looked up, genuinely puzzled.
Awkward silence.
“And you haven’t figured out how to desalinate?” It was amazed.
“Actually, sir, m’am, your—” the Science Advisor stepped forward, eager to correct the bad impression that was clearly being made, “we have.”
“And you’re not doing it because…?”
The Science Advisor stepped back. Quickly.
It consulted its clipboard again, then looked up in disbelief. “And you’ve already used up all your oil—in just—” it did the math, “ten seconds?”
Embarrassed silence. Almost, but not quite, guilty silence.
“And you haven’t figured out sun panels? Not even windmills and watermills? How the hell did you get to the moon?”
The Science Advisor muttered to himself. Then left. Just walked away.
“Look,” the Agent sighed, “I’ll give you a twenty-four hour grace period to come up with a plan for repayment.” It retreated to its ship for a much needed drink.
The next day, a group of Nobel Laureates presented a carefully prepared plan. They were willing to engage in a one-way exchange program, to share their knowledge, as payment.
It was a heroic thing to do. Very patriotic. The President promised huge rewards upon their return. But they didn’t do it because it was heroic or patriotic. They were trying to redeem humanity in the eyes of the alien.
When the Agent told them they’d be perfect for their teaching their six-year-olds, they beat a hasty retreat.
As a last resort, the President offered their weaponry. Really, what else did they have? Inventory after inventory was solemnly passed to the Agent. The pile in its (two) arms grew. And grew.
“What, have you guys been spending all your allowance on guns?” it quipped.
Yet another awkward silence. To which it raised his eyebrows.
And it was clear, at least to the only woman on the President’s staff, that the meaning of raised eyebrows was multiversal.
Finally, with considerable ceremony and much-to-do, the President offered the last inventory: one hundred state-of-the-art next-generation brilliant bombs.
“I think you’ll find that covers it,” he said. Weakly.
It opened the folder and flipped through the specs.
“’Fraid not,” it said. “The museums won’t pay that much for these.”
“Museums?” he said, then clutched at his heart.
“Hey!” it had an idea. “We could turn you into a tourist destination. Sort of a Disney theme park for our kids.”
“Yes, we can do that!” the Vice-President had stepped up. Over the President’s body. “We have lots of Disney theme parks! We can add more! How many more would you like?”
“No, I meant—you’d be the entertainment. Just as you are.”
Posted December 18th, 2017 by ptittle
On yet another occasion during which I was stunned by one of my neighbour’s stupidity and ignorance, it suddenly occurred to me that the person I was speaking with probably hadn’t read a book since high school.
(Yes, it then occurred to me that s/he probably hadn’t read a book during high school either.)
Then it occurred to me that that was probably true for most people.
I tried to imagine what that would be like. What my mind would be like if I hadn’t read a book, not one book, in the last, say, forty years.
Oh the horror.
Because what could possibly go on inside such a mind?
In addition to their high school history and geography textbooks, through which they might have plodded here and there, they might have read, perhaps, a dozen novels, in all. Library books for the annual book review assignment in English class. Who is the main character? Describe the setting. What is the main conflict?
They may as well be illiterate. They are, essentially. They’re functionally illiterate. Because yes, they can and probably do read package labels and price tags, but what else?
The newspaper. Which is pretty much nothing but exposition. Low-level description. No analysis. No critique.
What if everyone read just one non-fiction book a week? What if employers rewarded them for doing so, as many of them do now for physical exercise: in addition to so many points per kilometer, because it reduces their healthcare costs, so many points per page, because — Ah, there’s the rub. What’s in it for them? Nothing. In fact, on the contrary, it’s to their advantage not to have their employees develop knowledge, understanding, critical ability.
Okay, so what if the government implemented such a reward program? Well, it’s not really in their best interests either. Which explains, perhaps, why the education system doesn’t mandate critical thinking courses.
Of course, if parents … But every time they say ‘Because I said so,’ they stomp on critical thinking. It’s just easier that way, I guess.
So in whose interests is it be critical? Our own, of course. Otherwise, we’re suckers to manipulation by media. Corporations. Government. Anyone who puts their own self-interest before yours.
But in our society, the word ‘critical’ has negative connotations. It’s bad to be critical.
Oh the horror.
Posted December 11th, 2017 by ptittle
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.
What? Why is honesty rude?
What kind of society considers honesty, truth, to be less important than—what? Social cohesion?
And that assumes that people will be offended by the truth. If the truth is about them, I suppose that’s an accurate assumption. But what does that say? About people.
And actually, even if the truth isn’t about them, I suspect many people would be offended by the truth when it challenges their own views. And what does that say?
More likely, truth has simply been trumped by self-interest. Because if honesty does offend, for whatever reason, then the truth-speaker will be alienated, ostracized, a social outcast. (Though, as far as I’m concerned, social inclusion is of dubious value…)
But if we’d’ve been honest every time rights collide, speaking up about the limits of freedoms, perhaps everyone wouldn’t feel so frickin’ entitled all the time. To everything.
If we’d’ve called each other out, on anything, on everything, we’d be leading more authentic lives.
Many of my neighbours have their tvs on all the time; as a result, they do very little thinking on their own. Not only because there is no silence, typically required for thought, but also because they’re exposing themselves so relentlessly to a worldview censored by a handful of conglomerates motivated primarily by self-interest. And then, because there’s nothing going on in their heads, they can’t stand the silence, so they keep the tv on all the time… But do I say “Shut that thing off and wake the fuck up!”? Of course not. That would be rude.
A couple of them also take RV trips. Do I point out that they’re leaving a huge ecological footprint, that they’ve contributed to climate change, that they’re partly responsible for the increasing number and severity of storms, and that, therefore, they’ve been rather selfish and inconsiderate? No. I ask whether they had a good trip.
When I see a woman performing femininity, do I tell her she’s making it hard for those of us who’d like to be taken seriously, for our knowledge and our skills, not for our clownface and shoestilts? No.
So as it is, superficiality has become a habit.
Those of us with half a brain, who are trying to live an authentic life, a morally responsible life—we’ve been silent too long. We’ve been polite too long. We’ve been dishonest too long.
Posted December 4th, 2017 by ptittle
The Dialogue, by Chris Wind (from Deare Sister)
Lasthenia, your beard is slipping.
Why thank you.
Did you get the mathematics done?
No. And I tried so hard, Axio, after you left last night. I worked at it for another two hours. It’s just not clear at all. Can you help me again tonight?
All right—I should be able to get away.
Wonderful!!
Lasthenia, please be more discreet passing these notes back and forth. People will begin to notice us.
Well maybe it’s time they did. I get so angry! None of the other students have to pass notes, they murmur freely to each other whenever they have something to say. (Which is all the time.)
None of the other students have soprano voices.
None that we know of. Haven’t you wondered about that new student? The one who sits in the back—never says a word— Also has a beard.
Stop now, Plato has come in.
See that’s the problem with this disguise. Not only does it cut us of from the men, it cuts us off from each other too.
But otherwise we couldn’t be here, and we’d be even more cut off. Now please! If Plato sees us, he’ll think we aren’t paying attention, and I’d hate to offend him so!
Do you think he’s going to continue with the concept of justice? I was thinking about that on my way here this morning. And I think the problem is that we associate justice with goodness. Look what happens if we don’t do that: something can be just without necessarily being good.
That’s an interesting idea. So the person to whom the guns were entrusted gives them back when the owner, though no longer in his right mind, requests them—the action can indeed be just, but not good.
Yes, and it can be just to charge everyone the same amount (or to charge anything at all) for medical services, but not good.
But that doesn’t get us any closer to defining justice, to deciding what is and is not just.
Well to me, it’s a lot like mathematics.
Meaning you don’t understand it?
Very funny. No, meaning it’s a matter of equations, of strict equivalences.
Go on.
Well that’s all very fine with numerical relations, but it’s impossible in human relations—unless we treat people like numbers. An example: for one child, taking away a toy is punishment, for another, the mere suggestion of it is enough.
Because the children are different emotionally, the impact will be the same even the action needs to be different.
Exactly, because numbers just have quantity, but people have quality as well—emotional quality, physiological quality, situational quality.
Hm. So are we saying justice has no place in human relations?
Oh shit, Aristotle’s getting up to speak. If he rants and raves about women again like he did yesterday, I swear I won’t be silent this time.
No, Lasthenia, you mustn’t! If you speak out, all will be lost!
If I don’t, all will be lost. If he’s allowed to continue, uncontested, he will soon persuade the others—you know how he can talk. And he’s rich too.
So?
Well, don’t you see? Plato is getting old. Unless he names a successor, the Academy will close, then Aristotle will open his own school. He knows Plato will never ask him to carry on the Academy, his ideas are too different. And as far as I know, he hasn’t named anyone. Has he sent any word to you about it?
To me?
Well why not? You heard what Speusippus said he said about you, “Axiotheo alone has the mind bright enough to grasp my ideas.”
Yes but that doesn’t mean he’s going to name me his successor. Sometimes I think he knows I’m really Axiothea. And he knows as well as I that if the next director were a woman, the state would stop its funding. And unlike Aristotle, my father is not physician to the King—I have no private backing to keep a school going.
What about Samothea? She was head of the Hyperborean University in Cornwall.
True enough. I don’t know how she managed. I would think enrolment as well as funding would decrease. But she’s a Briton, things must be different there. No, Plato would be wise to name Lycurgus or Demosthenes.
Those airheads? Maybe they speak well, but they say nothing.
How would you know? You never listen! You’re always too busy distracting me with these notes!
I listen when there’s something worth listening to. And Aristotle is not worth listening to.
Give him a chance.
A chance? Did you hear what he just said? Axio, I have to speak out!
No, Lasthenia, be careful of winning a battle only to lose a war! The time isn’t right!
The time is never right!
That’s not true. Wait until this mess with the Macedonians has passed. Everything’s at loose ends now, our voice will get lost.
But when everything’s tight, there’s no room for our voice.
No, listen, we have to wait until the men feel secure. If we rise now, we’re just one more threat. Their response will be irrational, flung out of fear. When things are settled, when they are sure of their own position, then they can listen to the arguments about ours.
No! They were ‘secure’ last century. And look what happened. Already Aspasia and Diotima are unacknowledged, forgotten. We hear only of Socrates, not of the women who taught him. And yet Diotima’s social philosophy and her theories on nature have never been surpassed. And Elpinice and Aglaonice—what has happened to them, to their work? The surer the men get of their ‘position’, the surer they are to ‘put us in ours’! Perictyone alone is remembered, her papers are still read, but only because she’s Plato’s mother; you watch, as soon as he’s dead, she’ll be buried too!
No, that won’t happen, I don’t believe it!
It will! Axio, it has! Who is credited with the golden mean concept? Pythagoras, not Theano! She was brilliant! Mathematics, medicine, physics, psychology, named successor to his Institute at Croton—but is her name ever mentioned? And Theoclea, and Myla, Arignote, Damo— Axio, it’s gone on long enough! We have to do something, we have to speak out!
We?
No—you’re quite right—you!
Me?! You’re crazy! Why me?
Well no one knows me from a hole in the ground. But if Axio—if Axio stands up as a woman— Plato will have to acknowledge you! You’re his favourite—he’ll have to support you! And so will all the other students: either that or retract their past judgements, admit error. And you know how unlikely that is.
Oh Lasthenia, I don’t know. You don’t know what you’re asking. As I said, I think Plato knows. And if I expose myself, I expose him. I’d be putting him in a very awkward position. You’re right, he is old, and what with the way things are, he may lose the Academy altogether if I— No. I owe him, he’s let me attend his classes, even though I am a woman.
You’d be putting him in an awkward position? Look at us! Plato has given you less than you deserve! That’s no cause for gratitude! You owe him nothing!
But Lasthenia, you’re exaggerating about Aristotle. His system of formal logic, remember his seminar last week? You must admit that what he proposes is an excellent way of thinking.
Does he think we’re capable of it?
His three types of soul, vegetative, sensitive, rational—
Ask him which type women have.
Happiness as the aim of all human action—
Whose happiness?
Lasthenia, he’s not that bad!
Axio listen to him! “For the female is, as it were, a mutilated male”—not that bad??
Axio, I beg you—think of Arete. She’s eleven now. In a few years, she’ll be ready to come to the Academy, she can’t learn everything from her father. She’s very bright, you know that. I gave her Perictyone’s paper On Wisdom to read a fortnight ago. Do you know, she understood it? And questioned very well! Do you want her to bind her breasts too, paste on a beard and learn to swagger—do you condemn her as well to silence in school?
All right. All right. Maybe it is time. But Lasthenia, I can’t stand up to Aristotle.
What do you mean you can’t stand up to Aristotle! For a man interested in empirical data, he seems positively blind to the reality of women. Just tell him the facts, tell him what we can do, what we are. And his logic—it’s so weak, even I could make it collapse.
But look at who’s here—they’ll laugh— I can’t speak. I’ll squeak.
Axio, I’ve heard you speak. You’re intelligent, you’re articulate—you can so speak. Just pretend you’re speaking to me Axio, as you do every evening—go, you can do it!
Posted May 28th, 2017 by ptittle
The thing about power (power over others, that is, not power over oneself) is that it can interfere with the other’s freedom of choice. But it does so only if they use that power, you may wish to clarify. So people should simply not use their power over others; they should not even show they have it.
Well no, the thief doesn’t have to use the gun in order to interfere with my choice of giving or not giving her my money. Simply having the power to shoot me affects my decision. But, you’ll counter, other people always have some sort of power over you – the thief may not even have the gun with him. (Yeah, it’s usually a him.)
Correct. In fact, he may not even own a gun. He need only have the power to buy (and then use) the gun. In fact, a gun need not even be involved. He could run into me with her car. The bottom line is that everyone has the power to do something harmful, something hurtful, to everyone else. Therefore, everyone’s freedom of choice is limited in some way. And that’s all there is to this point: there is no such thing as complete freedom of choice – all of our decisions are made in a context of possible, or probable, consequences.
But there’s something here of importance: the difference between possible and probable. Surely we give more weight to the latter. Harm is more probable if the thief has a gun pointed to my head than if he has yet to even buy one.
And there’s another point of importance: there is a difference between constraint and coercion. Constraint becomes coercion only when the person would’ve chosen otherwise had the constraints not been there. That is to say, if I would’ve given my money to you anyway, your power over me is not coercion, it is not controlling me.
And interestingly enough, control is not dependent on the intentional use of power by the other. Just as often it is one’s own judgement, which may well be incorrect, of the probability of harm that controls one’s behaviour.
Having power over others, others having power over us – these are facts of life. The easy part is distinguishing constraint from coercion; the tricky part distinguishing possible from probable. But our freedom of choice depends on these distinctions.
Posted April 14th, 2017 by ptittle
The Mr. America Pageant, Peg Tittle
(hoping there are some people out there looking for short feminist scripts!)
This is a parody of the Miss America Beauty Pageants. Basically, it’s a freeform collage of scenes (of indeterminate length – five minutes might suffice) similar to those one would see during the pageant, but all featuring male contestants instead of female contestants. Seeing men say and do such things is hilarious; why isn’t seeing women equally laughable?
Suggested scenes…
- Backstage before the opening parade of contestants, showing shots of individual men in close-up, wearing their crowns, gushing about how excited they are to be here, to have won in their home state – and to be HERE!! – oh my, this is what they have dreamed about since they were a little boy…
- Opening parade of contestants: each man in a tuxedo, wearing his home state banner and crown, walks (in that rehearsed way) from offstage to front and center, poses in profile to left and right, smiling throughout, then walks to the back to stand in chorus line, while the MC introduces each one by state, the contestants adding “I’m X, and my home state is Y!”
- Swimsuit competition: a parade of the men, most in a bikini, some in a larger suit, again with their banners on
- Talent competition: men doing the things the women tend to do…twirling a baton (and smiling at the same time), playing the piano, playing the flute (and smiling at the same time), singing a (sappy, insipid) song, dancing on pointe and singing at the same time (and smiling at the same time)
- Interview section: the individual men are asked questions, and they give the answers the women so often give – What are your life plans? I want to help people, I would like to work with children, I want to become the best person I can be, I like reaching out to young people, changing their lives…What is the most important thing to you? world peace…What do you cherish the most? children, life…What would you tell young people today? I would tell them to look inside their hearts…
- Mr. Congeniality Award: presented with lots of hugs and tears
- Mr. America crowning: the finalists are called and assemble at front and center, then the runners-up are eliminated one by one, and finally the winner is declared, crowned, and presented with flowers and a sceptre; again tears and hugs; he stands in glory, then does the victory walk out toward the audience and back, then stands again, tears streaming down his face.
Posted March 25th, 2017 by ptittle
It was understandable, really. By far, most of the crime— 97% in fact—was committed by men. Prisons are expensive to build and maintain. Prisoners are also expensive—they don’t work while they’re in prison, so we have to support them. Then there’s the expense of the police forces and courts that get them there. And the emergency services that take care of all the gunshot wounds, the knife slashes, the broken jaws…
She pushed. And pushed. The hospital room was white and sterile. The attending doctor said something to the assisting nurse from time to time, but things seemed to be progressing normally. But that didn’t mean it wasn’t excruciatingly painful.
Her husband mopped the sweat off her brow, and encouraged, and reassured.
“And push again,” the doctor said.
“It better be a girl,” she grunted as she pushed again when the wave of pain struck her.
“Don’t worry about that now, honey” her husband said. “Just focus, you’re doing good…”
Then there’s all the environmental stuff. All those beer cans, empty cigarette packs, fast food cartons—most of the litter along the highways was put there by men. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. What are they driving on those highways? Big cars and pick-up trucks. Gas-guzzlers with high emissions. And the companies that dump toxic waste, and clear cut forests, and dam river systems…? All run by men.
“I want a girl,” she cried. With exhaustion. With worry.
“Oh come now,” the nurse said. “Boys are harder, I know, had two of ‘em myself. Holy terrors half the time, but you love ‘em just the same.”
“Another push— ”
The insurance companies opened the door when they implemented higher premiums for men between the ages of sixteen and twenty-six. They were the ones more likely to cause an accident. Can’t argue with the facts and figures.
“No, it’s not that,” she gasped, “It’s the money.
“Shh, honey, we’ll find a way, it’ll be all right,” he wiped her brow again.
“One more, I think—”
She gave one final push then fell back against the pillows, drenched, exhausted. She waited anxiously for the announcement.
“It’s a boy!”
They called it the Gender Responsibility Tax— a $5,000 surtax was levied on each and every male. Payable annually, from birth to death. By the parents, of course, until the boy reached manhood.
(Thanks to June Stephenson. It was her idea.)
