So I’m sure this has happened at least once to every woman. You’re standing in front of an elevator, waiting for it, and a man comes up and presses one of the buttons.
Oh is that what those are for? I saw the two buttons, one with an upward-pointing arrow and one with a downward-pointing arrow, and I understand that elevators go up and down, but you know, I just never put the two together!!
I was just waiting for it to know that I was standing there.
I thought I might try to push one of the buttons, but then I thought, no, I’m just not strong enough.
So I was just standing there.
Or maybe I did push one of the buttons (you know, I just don’t know?), but the system doesn’t recognize buttons pushed by people with uteruses. Which is why you had to push a button. You’ve got a penis!
So good thing you happened to come by! I could still be standing there!