Making Taxes Gender-Fair

Since men commit 90% of the crime, they should pay 90% of the tax that supports the judicial system. Prisons are expensive to build and maintain. As are prisoners – they don’t work while they’re in prison, so we have to support them. Then there’s the expense of the police forces and courts that get them there. We already require that they pay the bulk of car insurance premiums because they’re the worse drivers. So what’s stopping us from going further, making the system even more fair?

And since a large percentage of their crime is violent, it follows that men are responsible for far more ER visits than women (assuming no gender differences with regard to illness and other injury) (actually, since men take more risks than women, there probably is a gender difference with regard to injury) (don’t forget the driving thing), so men should pay more of the tax that supports the healthcare system.

Oh and the military. Men are the ones who thrive on aggression, they get off on the excitement of fighting. They want to join the military. They want to go to war. So let them pay for it. Let them pay the $530 billion required by the military budget.

Then there’s all the environmental stuff. All those beer cans, empty cigarette packs, fast food cartons – most of the litter along the highways was put there by men. As they continue to drive their big gas-guzzlers with the high emissions. And the companies that dump toxic waste, and clear cut forests, and dam river systems? All run by men.

We could call it the Gender Responsibility Tax – a $5,000 surtax could be levied on each and every male. Payable annually, from birth to death. By the parents, of course, until the boy reached manhood.



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    • sitarane on June 29, 2012 at 3:02 pm
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    “Boys” is a bit large. I know of a subgroup that is even better suited to pay for all the crime related spendings? Black boys! Let’s have a blacktax to pay for all the prisons we’ll have to build for them sometime.

    • ptittle on June 29, 2012 at 3:23 pm
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    Touche. I see your point. But still. Rethinking…

    • Cedrick Oieda on September 9, 2012 at 6:49 pm
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    • shmiggen on November 6, 2012 at 1:30 am
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    The only problem here is that the vast majority of these criminal men were raised by single mothers.

    • Coprolyte on April 30, 2014 at 5:41 am
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    And women consume the vast majority of healthcare, section8, WIC etc. etc. Men should only pay the percentage they actually use. Right?

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