“I don’t need to read anything to know what I’m talking about!” / “In one sentence you’ve just summed up everything wrong wtih our country today!” p152
“A few short years ago, we could look at a drinking glass and agree it was filled to the midpoint with water, then argue about what it meant. But today? Good lord! We all look at the same glass now, and it’s either A: half-full, or B: a squirrel.” p153
“Entertainment,” said a smiling Serge. “I love watching when assholes hit a wall. their brains aren’t wired for anything that can’t be solved with shittiness.” p214
“After all, a woman was being savagely attacked … Something needed to be done. So everyone swung into action and turned on their cell phone cameras.” p226
“So,” said Serge. “What do you like in a man?” / “Absence.” p260
